SIDES!
SIDES!
SIDES!
Welcome to the sides page for Ungirlfriendable. Auditions will be held in Austin on November 19th and 20th. Watch this space and keep in touch with Jon (Producer) and myself, Jeffry (Director) as to WHERE it will be. If you cannot make the audition, due to distance, I will be holding one more audition day on December 3rd in Dallas.
Yes, you heard right, Ungirlfriendable is going into production. Principal roles are filled. I need featured extras and extras. Some of these roles have lines, some don't. You may send headshots to my email address ungirlfriendable@backyardfilmspresents.com and Jon Brown jonbrown@backyardfilmspresents.com
or to my physical address:
Jeff Chaffin - Backyard Films Presents - 3001 Morning Dove - McKinney, TX 75070
In no particular order I need these roles:
FULL SCRIPT - If you'd like to know more about the movie, are curious or just want to see where the whole thing goes, then check it out!
ANDREA DARLING (20s) - Female lead. She dances to the best of her own drummer. She has a funky fashion sense and doesn't care how she comes off looking. She's had a lengthy crush on Murphy and they are the best of friends.
PAULA SHIMMER (20s) - That one woman at the office every guy pines after. She's oblivious to the stares of men at the office, or is she? She craves the attention of men and she gets it. She's shallow and gets what she wants and moves on.
HENRY and JUNE (20s) - These are ficitious characters in a big Hollywood movie. They are in the final romantic scene in a Romantic Comedy. The acting should be over the top and cheesy.
CHARLIE (20s - 30s) - Crazed cab driver, or maybe just a crazed driver who decides to be courteous and pick up Murphy on his little pink bike. He goes a little over the top when he finds Murphy had sex with and quickly abandoned his sister, Veronica.
VERONICA (20s) - A little bitter that Murphy screwed her and left her. She's actually a bit selfish and really did agree they wouldn't work as a couple, but after the great sex they had, she can't stand to be without him, so she goes through conniving lengths to try to get him back.
SKYLER (20s) - Your typical self-centered male, lifelong frat-boy. Always moving from one piece of ass to the next. His theory is, the uglier and chubbier the girl, the easier to get them in the sack due to their low self-esteem and insatiable desire to meet the love of their life. In steps Skyler to ruin their life, screw 'em and leave 'em. He's an asshole, but one you can't help but love.
FINIUS HARDKNUCKLE (30s - 40s) - This is a slick, good-looking guy who is always in a suit, very sure and full of himself, has no time but his own. He's an editor of a newspaper and doesn't put up with much.)
Two Girls (That is in fact 2 separate people, and in the scene they do oil wrestle in bikinis)
Random Girls (Read through this page, there are several featured parts, "Different Women He Had Sex With," Girl in Teddy, Beauty, Woman Heading to Apartment)
Inmates (Says enough, just some rough looking guys in handcuffs)
Lesbians (Women who will be in a bar hanging off of one another and some making out, so be comfortable getting down with women)
Naked College Girl (She is just that. The role will require feigning fellatio and then running across a dorm room, so the nudity will be seen in a flash, she also has a line of dialog!)
Jay (Murphy's Roommate, basically a jackass who reins in on Murphy's parade)
Student (Gender not specified, one line of dialog)
Butt Girl (This part requires the camera to be fixated on a woman's posterior and it will be ogled by the lead. NOTE: This part does go into fantasy in which Murphy bastes and spices up a naked butt on a kitchen table, a butt double may be substituted at this juncture
Big Boob Woman (Again, this part will require the camera to fixate on this woman's breasts and she will toy with Murphy)
Skirt Girl (Another racy part, as Murphy will put his head up this girl's skirt and wiggle his head around pretending to perform impromptu cunninlingus. NOTE: Again, a substitute may be put in for the "upskirt crotch shot," panties will be present of course! But if any of you are so bold, yay!)
Naked Woman (Yet more nudity, this is a dream sequence after all. If it comes down to it, the bare breasts might be airbrushed to look like silver pitchers, but the lead will squeeze the boobalas)
You just need to show up for the audition and you'll be thrown right into the scene, camera rolling. You will be interacting with the leads and participating in a cast read-thru/blue screen test/camera run-thru. The location is still pending, but you will be informed.
